I meant to say eyes!! Once and for all, DO NOT get your eyelids dilated. It is not what I did, and the eyelid undilating process can be incredibly painful, as far as I understand. This had no music, but I found one that worked! This was a draft where I couldn’t get the song I eventually used to work when I tried to lay it in later! So I did it again using the music live on my laptop and posted that one. This one was mostly breathing and grunting. And I fell in this one and was embarrassed. Why???? Believe it or not sometimes I still find corners of embarrassment inside me, and it helps to sweep em out!! Anyway, this breaking news music worked and timed out with the fall better. I wish I wore more neutral socks. I generally get socks thinking no one will ever see them, and they can remain my wild and dangerous secret, but then I take off my shoes to dance around and expose them to the world. Listen, I wear weird socks, GET USED TO IT! Or you don’t have to, but if you don’t, be warned! You may find yourself shocked and dismayed at the wide range of colors adorning my foot and my other foot while I attempt some risky and reckless new feat in the privacy of my own living space. Privacy pronounced PRIV like Shiv (or Siobh for Succession fans) not like pry like eye. PRIVacy is actually technically more officially secret than PRYvacy as far as I understand. No it’s not. Guys what am i doing. I’m sorry you had to read this, I should be folding laundry
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