I was so scared squeezing that ketchup packet in my hoodie right above that new(!) rug. DO NOT TRY AT HOME. Professional ketchup squeezers only. Anyway, thank you for appreciating my wonderful wife who radiates goodness and empathy and also happens to be the absolute best mother to our daughter, and I am so lucky she accepted my business proposal when I applied to be her husband. I know how lucky I am, I know I’m the lucky one, I know that many of you think she deserves better, and I will not disagree!! But that’s why I’m trying to be better and trying to be the kind of husbandperson she deserves! Or at least as much as a mere mortal such as myself can be! Listen I will fight, but if you can smite, you probably win. But as long as I have ketchup in my hoodie and a kick in these feet I’m going to give it all I got! Sorry for all the over the top violence in this TikTok #onthisday
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