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It’s hard out there being a silly goose in a serious goose profession  — @ems.robert3.3M0:28@ems.robertI swear if I said all the things my three shriveled up brain cells con — @ems.robert64.4K1:07@ems.robertYeah bro it do count. And why are you only telling me this NOW WHEN WE — @ems.robert45.8K0:19@ems.robertHave you ever wondered why high blood pressure is bad? No? Too bad. Yo — @ems.robert37.6K3:28@ems.robertDawg, I don’t give a flying FAWK what kind of glass it is. “BuT iT WaS — @ems.robert20.3K1:00@ems.robertAnd of course it’s the food you got five hours ago that’s all cold bec — @ems.robert18.5K0:15@ems.robertJust checking in to make sure we all survived the 4th. The week of pat — @ems.robert11.4K0:34@ems.robertYou’re not John Wick big dog. Don’t try to suture yourself with some D — @ems.robert7.2K2:03@ems.robertI’ve been making lots of silly skits recently. I gotta throw in a litt — @ems.robert5.5K1:48@ems.robertQuick PSA to all you celebrating the signing of the United States’ Dec — @ems.robert4.2K1:09@ems.robertGenuinely I don’t remember recording this. I hope you enjoy whatever i — @ems.robert2.6K1:23@ems.robert

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