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card updated Nov 4, 2026 · 21 clips parsed · following 132 · 5,000,000 likes total

Engagement14.99%above average

Account summary

@thebeardedplantaholic has 498,500 followers and 690 videos. Across the 21 parsed clips the average is 43,012 views and 5,677 likes. Engagement to views is 14.99%, which is above average for TikTok. On the newer half of the feed the response is rising (+1.53 pp). Posts roughly 0.4 times a week. An average clip reaches 9% of the follower count.

Followers

498.5K

+53.4K in period

Engagement

14.99%

+1.53 pp newer half

Average views

43K

median 37.5K

Likes per clip

5.7K

118 comments avg

Shares / saves

654 / 555

1.29% of viewers save

Posting rate

0.4 / wk

reach 9% of followers

Latest clips

21 collected

Apparently, caring too much about something that makes you happy is ex — @thebeardedplantaholic

2.2K0:42Apparently, caring too much about something that makes you happy is excessive. But spending every week exhausted, counti34692221

We spend so much of life waiting for the big moments that we barely no — @thebeardedplantaholic

28.5K0:49We spend so much of life waiting for the big moments that we barely notice the little ones happening around us. The fami4K115418331

Got inspired after talking to my friend Ed today… and it made me think — @thebeardedplantaholic

9K0:32Got inspired after talking to my friend Ed today… and it made me think about the masks we all wear. We call them fake, b1.2K2884121

How many times have you got home and replayed the whole evening, wonde — @thebeardedplantaholic

28.2K1:15How many times have you got home and replayed the whole evening, wondering if you laughed too loudly, talked too much, o4.4K118482440

You can love your life and still want everyone in the house to shut th — @thebeardedplantaholic

38.1K0:41You can love your life and still want everyone in the house to shut the fuck up for twenty minutes. Someone’s asking whe5.5K77599395

Some things hurt. Full stop. You don’t have to call them lessons, bles — @thebeardedplantaholic

47.1K0:41Some things hurt. Full stop. You don’t have to call them lessons, blessings in disguise or “part of the journey” just to6.5K93810649

How much of your energy is going towards someone you don’t even feel c — @thebeardedplantaholic

61.2K0:51How much of your energy is going towards someone you don’t even feel comfortable around? You check their replies for sig8.5K219844952

Starting again can make you feel like you’ve lost all your progress. Y — @thebeardedplantaholic

46.9K0:53Starting again can make you feel like you’ve lost all your progress. You haven’t. You’re taking everything you’ve learne6.8K148855757

We save the good plates for guests, the nice clothes for when we’ve lo — @thebeardedplantaholic

9.6K0:31We save the good plates for guests, the nice clothes for when we’ve lost weight, and the fancy chocolate for some mythic1.4K3516095

It started with 35 people and baby-rooted plants in my dining room. Th — @thebeardedplantaholic

13.7K1:13It started with 35 people and baby-rooted plants in my dining room. Then 3,000 people turned up — and the council got in1.7K60154124

The container jungle has officially breached containment. There was an — @thebeardedplantaholic

16.4K0:53The container jungle has officially breached containment. There was an empty space at the back of the shop, so naturall2.5K477198

Somewhere between “rise and shine” and “fuck this, I’m living behind a — @thebeardedplantaholic

25.7K0:46Somewhere between “rise and shine” and “fuck this, I’m living behind a garden centre” sits the honest British morning. G3.8K73578303

One day you’re waiting for your life to begin. The next, somebody tell — @thebeardedplantaholic

34.8K1:14One day you’re waiting for your life to begin. The next, somebody tells you 2006 was twenty years ago and you’d quite li6.1K1491K640

We’re all very fucking busy, aren’t we? Rushing to the next job. The n — @thebeardedplantaholic

37.5K0:52We’re all very fucking busy, aren’t we? Rushing to the next job. The next message. The next thing that apparently can’t 4K88347269

Maybe we’re not collecting plants. Maybe we’re collecting tiny green r — @thebeardedplantaholic

64.8K0:55Maybe we’re not collecting plants. Maybe we’re collecting tiny green reminders that struggling doesn’t mean broken, care8.8K1891.3K748

Some people are still judging a version of you that doesn’t even exist — @thebeardedplantaholic

136.4K1:02Some people are still judging a version of you that doesn’t even exist anymore. Let them. You don’t owe anyone lifelong 21.4K2552.6K2.8K

I used to think being misunderstood meant I needed to explain myself b — @thebeardedplantaholic

83.7K0:44I used to think being misunderstood meant I needed to explain myself better. Maybe I’d said it wrong. Maybe they hadn’t 11.9K3031.3K1.1K

Funny little creatures, aren’t we? We dream about something. Work our — @thebeardedplantaholic

34.6K0:56Funny little creatures, aren’t we? We dream about something. Work our tits off for it. Finally get it. Then six months l4.7K109569484

Maybe you’re not behind. Maybe you’ve just been measuring your life wi — @thebeardedplantaholic

64.4K0:43Maybe you’re not behind. Maybe you’ve just been measuring your life with someone else’s ruler. We’ve somehow inherited t8.1K1501K789

Wtf is happening?! 🤯 My book is officially the #1 bestseller in housep — @thebeardedplantaholic

55.5K1:14Wtf is happening?! 🤯 My book is officially the #1 bestseller in houseplants and indoor gardening… somehow above Jeremy C4.3K142189283

I can’t believe I’m writing this… but my book is finally here. “You’re — @thebeardedplantaholic

64.9K1:07I can’t believe I’m writing this… but my book is finally here. “You’re Overwatering It” comes out on 19th February 2026,3.3K77231285

Engagement per clip

21 parsed clips · newest on the right · click a bar to open the clip peak: 20.9% ER

Sep 11Sep 8Oct 28

Date	Views	Likes	Comments	Shares	Saves	ER
Oct 28, 2026	2,219	346	9	22	21	16.99%
Oct 26, 2026	28,500	3,967	115	418	331	15.79%
Oct 23, 2026	9,035	1,232	28	84	121	14.88%
Oct 22, 2026	28,200	4,436	118	482	440	17.86%
Oct 20, 2026	38,100	5,475	77	599	395	16.14%
Oct 18, 2026	47,100	6,512	93	810	649	15.74%
Oct 17, 2026	61,200	8,482	219	844	952	15.60%
Oct 15, 2026	46,900	6,762	148	855	757	16.56%
Oct 14, 2026	9,600	1,362	35	160	95	16.22%
Oct 13, 2026	13,700	1,737	60	154	124	14.24%
Sep 8, 2026	16,400	2,469	47	71	98	15.77%
Sep 3, 2026	25,700	3,835	73	578	303	17.46%
Sep 1, 2026	34,800	6,131	149	1,009	640	20.95%
Aug 26, 2026	37,500	3,981	88	347	269	11.78%
Aug 25, 2026	64,800	8,830	189	1,293	748	15.91%
Aug 24, 2026	136,400	21,400	255	2,627	2,775	17.80%
Aug 18, 2026	83,700	11,900	303	1,345	1,098	16.19%
Aug 16, 2026	34,600	4,738	109	569	484	15.65%
Aug 13, 2026	64,400	8,052	150	1,048	789	14.36%
Sep 12, 2025	55,500	4,276	142	189	283	8.30%
Sep 11, 2025	64,900	3,284	77	231	285	5.53%