Spider legs! Kids don't understand superpowers. When I was a kid, the power I wanted to have was the power to create cold wind with my breath. A subtle, tasteful power that if I actually had had, would have gotten me beaten up. I never wanted to freeze anything, the most I ever imagined I could be capable of was developing a nice frost layer on some grass if I got really close. This type of thinking as a child is probably why I am not worth ten million dollars. If I could have any superpower now, I would probably take the power to fly at the speed of light and be invincible and be able to teleport and phase through stuff and turn anything into either dust or gold and never be worried and get to eat all the food I want every day and get rid of eye floaters on command. Once I had a crush on a girl, but she chose another guy over me because he told her he could create invisible fire. He also said that when the invisible fire burned something, the effect was also invisible. His real power was convincing us that our imaginations were real, and that he was actually doing in real life the things we were imagining. You should have sympathy for people like me.
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