@johnthecraptistYour Gay Uncle John

Sharing what I learned the hard way so you don't have to | culture mental health tarot astrology & a bit of Madonna | Book a reading & read my stuff down here👇

card updated Oct 31, 2026 · 23 clips parsed · following 766 · 3,100,000 likes total

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Engagement16.67%above average

Account summary

@johnthecraptist has 168,400 followers and 303 videos. Across the 23 parsed clips the average is 296,561 views and 44,984 likes. Engagement to views is 16.67%, which is above average for TikTok. On the newer half of the feed the response is falling (−1.88 pp). Posts roughly 0.1 times a week. An average clip reaches 176% of the follower count.

Followers

168.4K

+9.8K in period

Engagement

16.67%

−1.88 pp newer half

Average views

296.6K

median 1.3K

Likes per clip

45K

1.1K comments avg

Shares / saves

3.3K / 2.9K

0.98% of viewers save

Posting rate

0.1 / wk

reach 176% of followers

Latest clips

23 collected

PLEASE READ: Forgot to mention that there were two retrogrades in this — @johnthecraptist

90.5K5:15PLEASE READ: Forgot to mention that there were two retrogrades in this period, so those born Oct 13 1976 - March 28 19779.8K9689742.7K

Replying to @Flower Child 🌸 — @johnthecraptist

1.2K2:47Replying to @Flower Child 🌸 20917110

family trauma cycle breaker generational trauma epigenetic trauma gest — @johnthecraptist

1.8K9:20family trauma cycle breaker generational trauma epigenetic trauma gestational trauma healing therapy psychology astrolog33959746

Happy Scorpio season your Scorpio distaste is a you problem bye!!! Als — @johnthecraptist

7.6K2:52Happy Scorpio season your Scorpio distaste is a you problem bye!!! Also big ups to @Starlady for leading this Scorpio ka2K208220233

Life lessons learn the hard way — whatever that thing is you’ve been p — @johnthecraptist

9092:37Life lessons learn the hard way — whatever that thing is you’ve been pushing against all your life that drives you crazy14611216

Idk man sometimes you just need to be told to sybau ykwim? - - - #natu — @johnthecraptist

6881:32Idk man sometimes you just need to be told to sybau ykwim? - - - #nature #natureheals #ocean #mediterranean #france 109602

yapping abt mental health and recovery and full circle moments etc and — @johnthecraptist

2.2K3:01yapping abt mental health and recovery and full circle moments etc and so on 35936123

Mercury Retrogrades are opportunities! Which is precisely why the astr — @johnthecraptist

2K2:48Mercury Retrogrades are opportunities! Which is precisely why the astrological correspondence to The Magician tarot card312131728

No way around but through, dear heart. I’m going through it, you’re go — @johnthecraptist

9432:55No way around but through, dear heart. I’m going through it, you’re going through it, we’re all going through it. These 1936313

Strength is, of course, about inner strength, but it’s deeper than tha — @johnthecraptist

1.2K2:23Strength is, of course, about inner strength, but it’s deeper than that. It’s actually all about that infinity symbol ov22261023

The Knight of Penatcles is perfect for the day after a New Moon in Vir — @johnthecraptist

1.1K2:57The Knight of Penatcles is perfect for the day after a New Moon in Virgo, because it’s abt the practical, grounded steps1325210

The Eight of Cups is about walking away—but specifically those times w — @johnthecraptist

5662:42The Eight of Cups is about walking away—but specifically those times when we have to walk away from something that is GO101207

The High Priestess is fundamentally about one thing: Intuition. But sp — @johnthecraptist

1.3K2:53The High Priestess is fundamentally about one thing: Intuition. But specifically, about taking the time to step away, ge1636616

Social connection and overcoming your social anxiety through sheer exp — @johnthecraptist

1.2K2:58Social connection and overcoming your social anxiety through sheer exposure therapy is literally medicine. Open up, stop2271619

The Fool isn’t just the empty-brained main character of the tarot stor — @johnthecraptist

1.3K2:54The Fool isn’t just the empty-brained main character of the tarot story, he’s a model for how we need to approach new ch17512322

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Five of Wands Reversed is about conflict, but often it’s especially ab — @johnthecraptist

1.2K2:47Five of Wands Reversed is about conflict, but often it’s especially about battles that don’t accomplish anything—particu1631469

The Six of Cups reversed is about letting go of the past, turning to t — @johnthecraptist

1.4K2:33The Six of Cups reversed is about letting go of the past, turning to the future and also for some reason gnomes in perio18917218

Replying to @louB_lala Can astrology make you a better parent? Absolut — @johnthecraptist

1.4K2:59Replying to @louB_lala Can astrology make you a better parent? Absolutely. There are a ton of placements and factors you163271242

The Wheel of Fortune is about luck—the things that happen in life that — @johnthecraptist

1.3K2:50The Wheel of Fortune is about luck—the things that happen in life that are out of our control, good or bad—but it’s most22517713

Rome got me gooped gagged and BAMBOOZLED (in all of the best ways obvi — @johnthecraptist

1.7M8:27Rome got me gooped gagged and BAMBOOZLED (in all of the best ways obviously). #rome #travel #cultureshock #italy #storyt154K4.4K11.6K7.4K

Argue in your diary xo —seems the Emperor with No Clothes has tired of — @johnthecraptist

1.6M8:05Argue in your diary xo —seems the Emperor with No Clothes has tired of pretending!235K9.3K20K29K

Never thought I’d become a Halloween Adult™️ life comes at you fast #h — @johnthecraptist

3.4M1:25Never thought I’d become a Halloween Adult™️ life comes at you fast #halloween 630.3K10.8K43.4K27K

Engagement per clip

23 parsed clips · newest on the right · click a bar to open the clip peak: 31.6% ER

Oct 3Sep 10Oct 26

Date	Views	Likes	Comments	Shares	Saves	ER
Oct 26, 2026	90,500	9,792	968	974	2,679	12.97%
Oct 25, 2026	1,236	209	17	1	10	18.37%
Oct 24, 2026	1,845	339	59	7	46	21.95%
Oct 23, 2026	7,556	1,957	208	220	233	31.56%
Oct 21, 2026	909	146	11	2	16	17.49%
Oct 20, 2026	688	109	6	0	2	16.72%
Oct 19, 2026	2,195	359	36	1	23	18.04%
Oct 19, 2026	2,024	312	13	17	28	16.90%
Oct 16, 2026	943	193	6	3	13	21.42%
Oct 14, 2026	1,235	222	6	10	23	19.27%
Sep 11, 2026	1,122	132	5	2	10	12.39%
Sep 10, 2026	566	101	2	0	7	18.20%
Sep 9, 2026	1,270	163	6	6	16	13.78%
Sep 8, 2026	1,189	227	16	1	9	20.52%
Sep 8, 2026	1,263	175	12	3	22	15.04%
Sep 7, 2026	945	155	35	0	6	20.11%
Sep 7, 2026	1,241	163	14	6	9	14.75%
Sep 2, 2026	1,425	189	17	2	18	14.60%
Sep 1, 2026	1,425	163	27	12	42	14.18%
Aug 31, 2026	1,317	225	17	7	13	18.91%
Nov 24, 2025	1,700,000	154,000	4,446	11,600	7,381	10.00%
Oct 4, 2025	1,600,000	235,000	9,271	20,000	28,967	16.52%
Oct 3, 2023	3,400,000	630,300	10,800	43,400	26,990	20.13%