Wow it’s been two years since the music first took me! I dared myself to post it, and I’m glad I have that “don’t let the potential of being embarrassed ever stop you” rule, otherwise my professional dancing career would never have taken off! It has been thrilling to dance professionally all over the world and open 300 dance studios combined across four planets! Soon this style of dance will consume all others and there will only be dance with no discernible moves and unsettling facial expressions! Any actual dancing talent will be illegal, and people will have to find secret underground feeteasies where you can dance well, but if the feds show up, the DJ flips underground, the disco ball disappears into the ceiling and the walls turn into bookshelves, and it just looks like a simple library where everyone just seems a little too hot and sweaty! Nothing to see here!! And then it turns out that the dance empire I built has spiraled out of my control, and fallen into the wrong hands, and I have secretly joined the dancers resistance, and the best of the best of you clandestinely teach me how to actually dance and then we beat all the bad guys with such good dancing that they instinctively know lose the fight, like in almost every 80s dance video (I call dibs on pulling the subway vent and screaming into the wind if we do that) anyway, love you guys, I’m learning a lot about myself these days, let’s keep exploring and deepening our understanding of each other while we’re all still here before the dance dance revolution begins 🦾🤖
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