@captainalmostCaptain Almost

dreams at 100%, execution at 17% turning food fails into comedy - 📩 Collabs/UGC: captainalmost5@gmail.com

card updated Oct 24, 2026 · 12 clips parsed · following 3 · 909,600 likes total

Engagement11.8%above average

Account summary

@captainalmost has 67,400 followers and 120 videos. Across the 12 parsed clips the average is 496,096 views and 55,196 likes. Engagement to views is 11.8%, which is above average for TikTok. On the newer half of the feed the response is falling (−6.16 pp). Posts roughly 0.2 times a week. An average clip reaches 736% of the follower count.

Followers

67.4K

−200 in period

Engagement

11.8%

−6.16 pp newer half

Average views

496.1K

median 4.7K

Likes per clip

55.2K

247 comments avg

Shares / saves

3.1K / 3.1K

0.62% of viewers save

Posting rate

0.2 / wk

reach 736% of followers

Latest clips

12 collected

POV: you start cooking before reading the recipe. High Protein 2 Ingre — @captainalmost

4.4K0:53POV: you start cooking before reading the recipe. High Protein 2 Ingredient Cloud Bread Recipe #fyp #foryou #foryoupage3776911730

i burnt the pizza base so bad i had to perform surgery on it 💀 B tier, — @captainalmost

4.3K1:04i burnt the pizza base so bad i had to perform surgery on it 💀 B tier, fight me #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #viral #foodtok1194311

Japanese Inspired Egg Salad Open Sandwich - But is It Good? #fyp #fory — @captainalmost

7K0:50Japanese Inspired Egg Salad Open Sandwich - But is It Good? #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #viral #foodtok #eggsalad #eggsandw416121332

raspberry palmiers! (but I didn't have freeze dried raspberry so nutel — @captainalmost

4.7K0:57raspberry palmiers! (but I didn't have freeze dried raspberry so nutella it is) Easy Raspberry Palmier Dessert Snack Rec2007631

"will this actually turn out good" said no one, ever, about nutella an — @captainalmost

4.3K0:38"will this actually turn out good" said no one, ever, about nutella and pancakes #fyp #foryoupage #foryou #viral #viralv1592723

tried the viral "healthy mochi ice cream" hack with greek yogurt and r — @captainalmost

4.1K0:26tried the viral "healthy mochi ice cream" hack with greek yogurt and rice paper. it is not mochi. it is a crime scene. #1222310

attempted the "correct" way to eat french fries according to etiquette — @captainalmost

4.3K0:34attempted the "correct" way to eat french fries according to etiquette TikTok. lasted 0 seconds before going feral Capta2341529

made a "healthy" snickers with nutella instead of dark chocolate becau — @captainalmost

9.1K0:41made a "healthy" snickers with nutella instead of dark chocolate because I'm not a liar to myself. it was actually good?54371669

watermelon caprese sandwich but I used nacho cheese blend and expired — @captainalmost

4.7K0:41watermelon caprese sandwich but I used nacho cheese blend and expired balsamic instead of mozzarella. don't ask why I ow1358311

blended a whole orange into cake batter and now I understand why nobod — @captainalmost

6.1K0:39blended a whole orange into cake batter and now I understand why nobody does this. #fyp #foryoupage #foryou #viral #vira2411227

"OMG. SOO GOOD!!" is what the creators claimed. Watch till the end for — @captainalmost

2.6M1:23"OMG. SOO GOOD!!" is what the creators claimed. Watch till the end for my rating 🍉🥛 Watermelon Greek Yogurt Drink @dzung273.5K9784.9K18K

POV: You’re trying to impress someone with lemon posset 🍋 Reality: Cit — @captainalmost

3.3M1:29POV: You’re trying to impress someone with lemon posset 🍋 Reality: Citrus cottage cheese 💀 Lemon Posset @happytummy_702 386.3K1.9K31.9K18.9K

Engagement per clip

12 parsed clips · newest on the right · click a bar to open the clip peak: 12.9% ER

Aug 7Sep 18Oct 22

Date	Views	Likes	Comments	Shares	Saves	ER
Oct 22, 2026	4,380	377	69	117	30	12.85%
Oct 15, 2026	4,276	119	4	3	11	2.95%
Oct 10, 2026	7,048	416	12	13	32	6.26%
Oct 4, 2026	4,747	200	7	6	31	4.49%
Sep 19, 2026	4,285	159	2	7	23	3.92%
Sep 18, 2026	4,149	122	2	3	10	3.06%
Sep 11, 2026	4,311	234	15	2	9	5.82%
Sep 3, 2026	9,126	543	7	16	69	6.20%
Aug 29, 2026	4,735	135	8	3	11	3.08%
Aug 19, 2026	6,094	241	1	2	27	4.00%
Sep 4, 2025	2,600,000	273,500	978	4,886	17,990	10.74%
Aug 7, 2025	3,300,000	386,300	1,855	31,900	18,950	12.73%